Tuesday, April 29, 2008

You Know You Live in Utah When....

1. The ice cream truck that comes through your neighborhood plays church hymns instead of children's songs.
2. One of the callings in the Relief Society is "Birthday Specialist" (the person in charge of keeping track of sisters' birthdays and getting them on the monthly newsletter).
3. The person in front of you in line at the customer service counter in Wal-Mart is a young VERY PREGNANT polygamist "sister wife".
4. One of the T-shirts on the Wal-Mart discount rack says "I'm a Member of the High Priest Golf Association"
5. The church you actually attend is not the church closest to your home.
6. One of the first questions you get asked after accepting a new job is whether or not you're LDS.
7. One of your co-workers is named Russell M. Nelson, Jr.
8. Every other billboard along I-15 is a new mormon movie that will be released soon.
9. The high council representative for your ward has starred in both Mobsters and Mormons and Singles Ward.
10. The local news reports daily on some aspect of the LDS church (negative or positive).

We just started noticing all these crazy things that only happen in Utah and thought we'd share. I promise to post more later with pics...it's been VERY hectic here the last while. Stay tuned....